I'm just going to make a blanket post and suggest that maybe there's a killer asteroid

[conuly]

and we haven't seen it yet, so it could be anywhere. It could be hiding under your bed right now, waiting for its moment to pounce!

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[spiralsheep]

Top three 'roids of DOOM:
asteroids,
haemorrhoids,
overdosing on anabolic steroids.

[minoanmiss]

snerk

[spiralsheep]

I feel I missed my calling as a purveyor of clickbait. ;-)