Today's spam email advertises a 15 inch penis, which sounds painful

[conuly]

Also inconvenient? Like, where would you even put it?

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Comments

[kaffy_r]

*snort*

15 inches??

*walks away, shaking her head and wincing*

[dine]

wrap it around your waist, and leave your shirts untucked?

[conuly]

Appropriate icon is appropriate!

[conuly]

Right!?

[topaz_eyes]

Wouldn't someone with that big a penis pass out with all the blood going down there?

[conuly]

Sounds like a question for little_details!

[dine]

I don't use it often, but sometimes one just must!

[armiphlage]

We keep ours in the drawer of our nightstand.

[conuly]

Sensible, really.

[siliconshaman]

The longest human penis ever officially recorded was 27 inches !
A mere 15 seems... Inadequite in comparison.

[conuly]

What do you do with two feet of penis!?

[siliconshaman]

Shiver when you sit on the toilet and it dips in the water.

[conuly]

Although some quick internet searching reveals that you may have confused inches with centimeters. 27 centimeters is still vastly larger than average, but it's not literally a third leg.

[kengr]

For larger penises, the difference between hard and soft is mostly a matter of firmness, not size.

[lilysea]

I briefly dated someone with a very long penis - probably about 11.8 inches or 30 centimetres -,

and he complained that a lot of women either changed their mind about going to bed with him when he got undressed for the first time, or broke up with him after having sex a few times.

A very long penis can PAINFULLY hit the cervix during sex in most positions,

it's awkward for fellatio because even after you've wrapped both your hands around it, there's still too much left over to comfortably fit in your mouth;

and it's also quite difficult for someone with a very long penis to maintain an erection - he had to wear a rubber cock ring to help maintain an erection.

Long penises are also more likely to cause condoms to come off during PIV sex, much to our mutual distress. (And yes, he was as distressed about this as I was.)

If men knew the actual reality of living with an unusually long penis, they wouldn't want one.

[adrian_turtle]

I believe the objective is to toss it over one's shoulder, like a continental soldier. But this is the sort of practice honored more in the breeches than in observances or observations

[lilysea]

Incidentally, a company recently started making soft compressible rings to block penis entry past a certain depth, to help with the "long penises hurt cervixes" problem and also to help people who experience pain with penetration by statistically average size penises part a certain depth.

https://thepelvicpeople.com/pages/faq

[conuly]

That sucks for him. I wonder if penis reduction surgeries are a thing.

[hudebnik]

heh

[chanter1944]

Speaking as a vagina-haver, even if I weren't both ace and queer as frak, this mental image would make me *wince!*

[conuly]

It's just excessive!

[minoanmiss]

giggles helplessly

Class emerges as a key factor in who gets sent to prison

goes to write down this needed proof that water is wet

[conuly]

Emerges here probably should be “increases” - a lazy look at the data shows that race is less of a factor than it was, but that’s because of an increase in stiff penalties for low income whites without college. So not much improvement unless you really like cheap prison labor.

[silveradept]

15 inches would probably defeat most of the underwear designed for people of unusual penile size. That kind of situation is simply uncomfortable, and it still assumes that there's someone who wants to be in the receiving end of that.

[movingfinger]

lol (inelegant snorting)

[shadowkat]

LOL! I've seen a ten inch one or close - in a live drawing class. (Where you draw naked models.)
15 inch seems a little excessive also a lot to carry around.

[adafrog]

Exactly.

[minoanmiss]

so basically they balanced a small reduction in racism with a large increase in classism. Yayyyyyy.

saves article

[full_metal_ox]

For the record, adult film star Long Dong Silver (né Daniel Arthur Mead), of claimed 18” endowment and Clarence Thomas sexual harassment hearings infamy, turns out to have been using a prosthetic attachment. Is nothing sacred?

[kengr]

Also, most *anythings* intended for people with "other than average genitalia (at least for male genitals) make the very unfounded assumption that the penis and testicles are proportionate to each other.

This leads to a lot of "good" ideas actually being *bad* ideas.

[conuly]

It's just so much penis.

[conuly]

That's a good porn name.

[conuly]

...aren't they proportionate?

[kengr]

penis size and testicle size aren't strongly correlated. You can have a large penis and small testicles, or a small penis and large testicles.

The latter causes a number of "interesting" (annoying!) problems.

[conuly]

I had no idea!

[kengr]

Yep, I've even had doctors who were clueless.

On a side note, nobody ever talks about *thickness*. Too thin causes some annoyances as well.

And on the other hand, I've seen a guy who looked like he had a soda can down there. I don't wanna know what *that* looks like when he gets erect!

[shadowkat]

I've seen these huge vibrators - that are shaped like a humongous penis - and I think, okay, how? Just how is this anatomically possible? Wouldn't it hurt? Why would you want that much penis?

It's like fanfic I've read - are these people contortionists?