conuly

And it was an episode I don't like much so we decided to skip past it. And this is - wow, you're going to laugh.

Paramount Plus no longer organizes its episodes by season. No, no, no, that'd make too much sense. Instead, I go to the show page and first I have to scroll past the first episode of each of seven seasons, then the second episode of each of seven seasons, then the third episode of each of seven seasons... all the way to the seventeenth episode of season one, which turned out to be a rare episode in which Neelix is allowed to have feelings other than irritating chipperosity. (Or maybe that was the fifteenth episode of the season and the seventeenth is an episode with a random Cardassian missile that is, let me say, much smarter than any weapon ought to be.)

How did they manage to break this!? It absolutely boggles the mind.

Afterwards I watched Backyardigans. Not on Paramount Plus, god forbid, but on youtube. I only meant to watch a few minutes while I brewed some tea, because Eva didn't want to watch anything with me and that curtailed my possibilities pretty strongly, but then we watched the entire episode because, as she observed, all the songs really are bangers.