"This relationship will never work out because I'm a supervillain and you're a secret agent!"

[conuly]

Me: I now ship this harder than I've ever shipped anything before.

Show: But, yeah, okay, let's get married?

Me: Still shipping it!

Show: Ah, but now I shall betray you! You should've seen this coming.

Me: Yes, you really should have. Still shipping it, though.

Next season: We are reluctantly working together! But ever since that time when she tried to drop him into a volcano on their wedding day, the hatred is now mutual!

Me: Yup, still shipping it.

Current season: Actually, I'm gonna go after that hot girl over there. I'm still a supervillain by the way, but who knows - sometimes you can change a person!

Me: Forget that other dude, I now ship this harder than I've ever shipped anything before. I only hope that nothing screws -

Show: We're going to conspire to keep the lovebirds apart and distrusting each other for the rest of the season! Enjoy!

I... I may have to actually put this one on pause until the current season wraps up. I'm not sure I can handle this.

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[kaffy_r]

Thankee kindly!