These are both perfectly good reasons to stay in jail over a long weekend...

[conuly]

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What would Jesus do?

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Be kind and keep the party going!
14 (29.2%)

Beat up some bankers and curse out a tree
34 (70.8%)

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[jessie_c]

It's the reason why the very best counter-protest to the Westboro Baptist Church is signs reading GOD HATES FIGS. https://boingboing.net/2010/10/30/god-hates-figs.html

[zhelana]

lol!

[archersangel]

i don't think i've seen that before.