I hope all my noisy neighbors blow off fingers

[conuly]

and then drop dead, and wake up in the afterlife in the shape of scared dogs.

Fireworks are illegal, jerkfaces!

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[kengr]

Fireworks weren't *too* bad this year.

What was new was the several cars revving engines and squealing tire for about an hour. You would have though we were street racer central or something.