I hope all my noisy neighbors blow off fingers

[conuly]

and then drop dead, and wake up in the afterlife in the shape of scared dogs.

Fireworks are illegal, jerkfaces!

Comments

[lavendertook]

You and me both. I’m not used to the big booms being that close and they were firing big fireworks that went high all in our tall trees and I wasn’t looking forward to our neighborhood being burned down. I did go out and yell at them I was that upset at how they were upsetting my cats and after watching the towns burn down in CO annd my cousin living out there. This was the noisiest of any new year or 4th of July I’ve ever experienced--I felt like we were under seige. Crazy assholes.