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Yeah, it's time for my favorite pastime: Making fun of stupid hatemail! Yay!
This time it's courtesy of Democratic Underground, where they mock for you.
From: TONY ------ [-------@msn.com]
To: <skinner@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 11:58 PM
Subject: Contact information for PayPal donor
I'll donate something:
.
It's a shame that you forgot all about 9/11. You and your lying comrades are doing more harm to this country than the terrorists. I am a Republican. However, I would support a candidate who cares more about our security, regardless of party affiliation. This happens to be President Bush. I only hope that if another attack is successful, it is in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Boston or any other of the anti-American cesspools.
What will it take for you to realize that we are in a war. We didn't start it. Our enemy is nothing more than subhuman garbage which we have to eliminate for our own survival. I don't care if you think me a bigot. I detest the filthy, ragheaded animals who seek to destroy us.
DU RESPONDS: 9/11 - wait, that rings a bell. If I remember correctly, that was when 15 terrorists from Saudi Arabia, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, and two from the United Arab Emirates flew planes into the World Trade Center and killed 3,000 people. Then the guy in charge of the operation fled to Pakistan, which is why we sent all our troops to invade Iraq. Funny story though: Iraq is now a haven for Islamic militants - when it wasn't before! And not only that but Osama bin Laden is still at large because we only sent 11,000 troops to Afghanistan and then told the Afghans to go get him. But the most hilarious part is that since we invaded Iraq under false pretenses, anti-American sentiment is now at an all-time worldwide high, which simply serves to create more opportunities for terrorist recruiters! Don't worry though, with a bit of luck they WILL attack San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle or Boston, and then you can sit back in your comfy chair with a satisfied smile on your face, safe in the knowledge that you hate terrorists just slightly less than you hate your fellow Americans.
My response: Too logical. Usually, DU goes in for cheap potshots, but this time they actually responded. I'm a little diappointed. Today I was in the mood for some mindless insults. *shrugs*
I hate democrats..... I have a pitt bull who is direct offspring of "Chinaman" one of the baddest dogs that pit fighting has ever known. My cat eats out of his food bowl and my 7 month old daughter crawls in my floor. My dog is the perfect gentleman... He is always supervised and is a 57.26lb theft duturant. My dog would kill for "my family" and I am glad that he would. I do not have to have a gun in my house b/c my dog loves me and would die for "me". It is just a breed of dogs that you democrats have ruined by you stupidity. "Niggers" walking up and down the street in the ghetto with these dogs is what ruined the breed. Do some research or better yet, own one of these dogs and you will see that "traditionally" they have been and are great dogs.
JSW
DU RESPONDS: Okay, well, good luck with that, you fucking maniac.
My response: See? Though, in response to this, I'm not sure there's much else to be said.
Greetings:
I have emailed you before regarding my posting rights. My username is hmfic72.
I was re-reading your "rules" about who can and cannot post to your "progressive" website. I find them to be utterly lacking in any civility whatsoever.
Now I don't honestly expect an answer from anyone on your staff. That would mean that you have taken the time to exercise some discretion in what you do and allow a free thinker into the mix.
But have you ever thought that someone might sue you for not allowing their freedom of speech? Sounds like a violation of my rights, if you ask me.
Something to keep in mind.
Shane ------
DU RESPONDS: Tell you what, while you're doing some of that "free thinking," see if you can work out why the Constitution doesn't give you the right to post messages on a privately-owned discussion board.
My response: AAARRRRGGGHHH! Let's recite: Congress shall pass no law... See? DU IS NOT FUCKING CONGRESS! NEITHER IS NEOPETS! SO STOP IT!
Um. I'm done now.
Seriously, mocking hate mail - it's all the rage.
This time it's courtesy of Democratic Underground, where they mock for you.
From: TONY ------ [-------@msn.com]
To: <skinner@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 11:58 PM
Subject: Contact information for PayPal donor
I'll donate something:
.
It's a shame that you forgot all about 9/11. You and your lying comrades are doing more harm to this country than the terrorists. I am a Republican. However, I would support a candidate who cares more about our security, regardless of party affiliation. This happens to be President Bush. I only hope that if another attack is successful, it is in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Boston or any other of the anti-American cesspools.
What will it take for you to realize that we are in a war. We didn't start it. Our enemy is nothing more than subhuman garbage which we have to eliminate for our own survival. I don't care if you think me a bigot. I detest the filthy, ragheaded animals who seek to destroy us.
DU RESPONDS: 9/11 - wait, that rings a bell. If I remember correctly, that was when 15 terrorists from Saudi Arabia, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, and two from the United Arab Emirates flew planes into the World Trade Center and killed 3,000 people. Then the guy in charge of the operation fled to Pakistan, which is why we sent all our troops to invade Iraq. Funny story though: Iraq is now a haven for Islamic militants - when it wasn't before! And not only that but Osama bin Laden is still at large because we only sent 11,000 troops to Afghanistan and then told the Afghans to go get him. But the most hilarious part is that since we invaded Iraq under false pretenses, anti-American sentiment is now at an all-time worldwide high, which simply serves to create more opportunities for terrorist recruiters! Don't worry though, with a bit of luck they WILL attack San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle or Boston, and then you can sit back in your comfy chair with a satisfied smile on your face, safe in the knowledge that you hate terrorists just slightly less than you hate your fellow Americans.
My response: Too logical. Usually, DU goes in for cheap potshots, but this time they actually responded. I'm a little diappointed. Today I was in the mood for some mindless insults. *shrugs*
I hate democrats..... I have a pitt bull who is direct offspring of "Chinaman" one of the baddest dogs that pit fighting has ever known. My cat eats out of his food bowl and my 7 month old daughter crawls in my floor. My dog is the perfect gentleman... He is always supervised and is a 57.26lb theft duturant. My dog would kill for "my family" and I am glad that he would. I do not have to have a gun in my house b/c my dog loves me and would die for "me". It is just a breed of dogs that you democrats have ruined by you stupidity. "Niggers" walking up and down the street in the ghetto with these dogs is what ruined the breed. Do some research or better yet, own one of these dogs and you will see that "traditionally" they have been and are great dogs.
JSW
DU RESPONDS: Okay, well, good luck with that, you fucking maniac.
My response: See? Though, in response to this, I'm not sure there's much else to be said.
Greetings:
I have emailed you before regarding my posting rights. My username is hmfic72.
I was re-reading your "rules" about who can and cannot post to your "progressive" website. I find them to be utterly lacking in any civility whatsoever.
Now I don't honestly expect an answer from anyone on your staff. That would mean that you have taken the time to exercise some discretion in what you do and allow a free thinker into the mix.
But have you ever thought that someone might sue you for not allowing their freedom of speech? Sounds like a violation of my rights, if you ask me.
Something to keep in mind.
Shane ------
DU RESPONDS: Tell you what, while you're doing some of that "free thinking," see if you can work out why the Constitution doesn't give you the right to post messages on a privately-owned discussion board.
My response: AAARRRRGGGHHH! Let's recite: Congress shall pass no law... See? DU IS NOT FUCKING CONGRESS! NEITHER IS NEOPETS! SO STOP IT!
Um. I'm done now.
Seriously, mocking hate mail - it's all the rage.
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Date: 2004-09-08 07:22 pm (UTC)Ummmm, they didn't claim to be. They made a perfectly valid (if snide) response to a piece of total idiocy.
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Date: 2004-09-08 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-08 07:32 pm (UTC)But thanks for clearing up my misconception. I misread it completely, and thought that you were (uncharacteristically) being foolish. Instead, I was. An it's more or less characteristic of *me,* so now I feel comfortable with the universe again.
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Date: 2004-09-08 07:35 pm (UTC)