Okay, random question....

[conuly]

Where's my bra?

Comments

[larryhammer]

It's not hanging on the lampshade? Huh.

[conuly]

NOTHING hangs on lamps or lampshades after that time I set my room on fire as a child.

[larryhammer]

That's probably wise.

Not that we're always wise, mind you ...

[rebeccmeister]

When I was a teenager, I left my bras strewn on the floor in my bedroom, like any good disheveled teenager would. One day, I was amused to observe the family cat playing with one.

...several hours later, my mother asks me, "R, why is your bra on the floor in the living room?"

[rebeccmeister]

...I think I got better about hanging them up on a clothes hook after that.

[spikethemuffin]

Mine are always on the back of the shower door or beneath the cat, who always manages to find the thing I need to get out the door the most comfortable place to sleep.

[agoodwinsmith]

From the front door, where is the furthest place it could land when shot like an elastic band?

[james]

Are you wearing it.

[conuly]

You ever wear a bra, James? Because I think - I'm just guessing here - that this is not a question you'd ask if you'd ever worn a bra.

[james]

A) I've worn a bra for 35 years.

B) It was meant as a joke like the "my glasses are on my face while I look for them."

[conuly]

1. My bad, sorry.

2. I hate wearing a bra so very much, but I love wearing my glasses, so that would not have occurred to me.

2a. Sorry.

[dewline]

Seeing as I live a day's travel and an international border away from you, I could not begin to hope to answer that one.

[readerjane]

I've done pretty well with putting bras away since my son started taking turns doing the family laundry. As long as my bras are in their mesh bag, he'll remember not to put them in the dryer. But if I forget and toss one in the basket, or leave it on the floor or on a hook where it gets gathered into a basket, it's getting tumble dried. Mesh bag. Every time.

[mtbc]

I'm not the culprit!

[conuly]

I didn't think you were until just now.

[archersangel]

i was going to say, either in the laundry basket because it hasn't been washed yet or hanging up somewhere & isn't dry yet.

[pauamma]

I was going to suggest somewhere laundry-adjacent as well.

[conuly]

Laundry would imply that I've worn one since the pandemic. I have not. No wearing bra = no washing bra.

[pauamma]

Point. (I wouldn't put it past me to notice only 18 months after misplacing something, but last time I checked, I wasn't you.)

[pauamma]

Regardless of where the one you're looking for may be, and if wearing one helps with your comfort and or your convenience, I hope you can put another on if you don't find it in time.

[offcntr]

Staticked to the back of your sweater?

[darkoshi]

It's waiting for you to say "abra cadabra", and then it will appear?

[conuly]

*snicker*

[silveradept]

"Somewhere safe" is usually the answer to "where is this thing I cannot find?" Perhaps in a bureau drawer or other place where it was put so that it could ride out the pandemic unmolested?

[captainsblog]

It's under the bed.

[conuly]

I tried that :(

[chez_jae]

My sister's cat once stole mine. I'll never forget the sight of him running down the stairs, urged along by my outraged cursing, with the bra flapping behind him like a pennant.

:D

[marahmarie]

It's hanging on the hook on the back of the closet door. Did you find it?