Americans Drop Kale and Quinoa to Lock Down With Chips and Oreos

[conuly]

No shock there. It's scary outside. You're stuck inside either alone or TRAPPED WITH YOUR FAMILY. Either you're suddenly unemployed or you have to work from home (joy). Your Netflix and chill has entirely too much Netflix and too little chill... and to add insult to injury, you're probably watching kid's shows because your kids are there with you.

Why wouldn't you load up on the snacks now?

Plus, kale goes bad. Oreos don't.

Comments

[adafrog]

OMG, that's right. Parents are going nuts because they are having to watch every freaking kiddy show ever. aaaaiiiieeeee!!!!

[conuly]

We're laughing, but no joke, domestic violence cases are going to increase.

[adafrog]

Oh yes.