Americans Drop Kale and Quinoa to Lock Down With Chips and Oreos

[conuly]

No shock there. It's scary outside. You're stuck inside either alone or TRAPPED WITH YOUR FAMILY. Either you're suddenly unemployed or you have to work from home (joy). Your Netflix and chill has entirely too much Netflix and too little chill... and to add insult to injury, you're probably watching kid's shows because your kids are there with you.

Why wouldn't you load up on the snacks now?

Plus, kale goes bad. Oreos don't.

Comments

[loligo]

I'm doing all the grocery shopping for the family because I already have to leave the house to go in to my office two days a week. Right now we have two kinds of kale in the fridge, plus collard greens. And I bought quinoa last week (I love vegetable soup with quinoa). When I asked my kids to put their requests on my shopping list last time, here were some of the items from my 13 year-old son:

candy
ice cream X 2
cool chips like Doritos or Takis
TOASTER STROODLE

and his list trailed off with a plaintive "please i am so hungry"... Now, understand that our fridge, freezer, and cupboards are practically bursting with food...but apparently I was slacking off on the junk food!

[conuly]

LOL.