Americans Drop Kale and Quinoa to Lock Down With Chips and Oreos

[conuly]

No shock there. It's scary outside. You're stuck inside either alone or TRAPPED WITH YOUR FAMILY. Either you're suddenly unemployed or you have to work from home (joy). Your Netflix and chill has entirely too much Netflix and too little chill... and to add insult to injury, you're probably watching kid's shows because your kids are there with you.

Why wouldn't you load up on the snacks now?

Plus, kale goes bad. Oreos don't.

Comments

[rhoda_rants]

I wish we were stocking up on snacks. The parents keep loading up on, specifically, *healthy* foods like kale (literally), apples, pita chips, and non-dairy ice cream.

I WANT MY JUNK FOOD.

[conuly]

That's unfortunate, and I'm sorry to hear it.

[rhoda_rants]

Every time I make a pharmacy run I take a fistful of candy at the register. It is what it is.

[conuly]

You need to keep your energy up!