Today was a long day

[conuly]

Two trips to Home Depot, geez.

Also, watched Sweeney Todd (the 2007 film) with the nieces and Jenn. I have now come to a conclusion as to which character in that play is most out of touch with reality. (It is, I think you'll agree, a tough call.)

Poll #21611

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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Which characters are most oblivious to reality?

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Sweeney Todd
1 (4.3%)

Mrs. Lovett
10 (43.5%)

Judge Turpin
1 (4.3%)

Beadle Bamford
0 (0.0%)

Johanna
3 (13.0%)

Anthony
1 (4.3%)

Pirelli
1 (4.3%)

Toby
4 (17.4%)

"The Beggar Woman"
2 (8.7%)

Which, if any, of the following characters recover from their ordeal?

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Johanna
8 (27.6%)

Toby
3 (10.3%)

Anthony
6 (20.7%)

The innocent pie-eaters
12 (41.4%)

None of the above
10 (34.5%)

Did the entire city of London lose their combs prior to the events of the 2007 adaptation?

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Evidently, poor things
13 (43.3%)

No, it's the fashion
3 (10.0%)

Their hair is the real crime
14 (46.7%)

is obviously Mrs. Lovett. Wake up and smell the melodrama, lady! This ain't some romantic comedy you're enacting!

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Comments

[conuly]

Lucy may be minimally functional, but she does at least seem to have a clear view of the situation around her as it unfolds. Mrs. Lovett, by contrast, thinks that dating a man who sings love songs to his knives and doesn't know she's dating him is a good idea. She's lucky he "just" killed her, it could've gone a lot worse.

Johanna certainly knew what was planned for her, or else why would even she be dumb enough to jump into a stranger's arms at the word go? (I do not have high opinions of her intelligence nor Anthony's, and so I agree that they're well-matched in that respect.)

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

We don't know that she thinks it's a good idea. Probably she knows perfectly well that it isn't, but who else is she going to date? Yeah, he's barking mad and sings love songs to his razors, but he's good-looking, well-dressed, has a respectable profession, and definitely brings home the 'bacon', and he doesn't beat her, rape her, or force her to prostitute herself. That's about as close to Prince Charming as Mrs. Lovett would ever get, and being evil herself, the fact that he's evil doesn't faze her.

"Johanna certainly knew what was planned for her, or else why would even she be dumb enough to jump into a stranger's arms at the word go?"

Well... why was Juliet dumb enough to jump into Romeo's arms, when he was not just a stranger, but the hereditary enemy of her House? "She was a girl, he was a boy; can I make it any more obvious?" - I don't think Johanna knew anything but that Anthony was young, handsome, and attracted to her, which is quite enough at that age. Had she suspected what the Judge was planning, surely she would have been making some plans of her own, like to poison his tea or stab him with a knitting needle or something.

Didn't seem like Lucy was more than minimally functional even before she got raped, and she never does realize that Sweeney Todd is her long-lost husband.

[conuly]

Probably she knows perfectly well that it isn't, but who else is she going to date?

Literally anybody else on the street.

Well... why was Juliet dumb enough to jump into Romeo's arms, when he was not just a stranger, but the hereditary enemy of her House?

She was three years younger than Johanna, with three years less to develop any sense.

Didn't seem like Lucy was more than minimally functional even before she got raped, and she never does realize that Sweeney Todd is her long-lost husband.

Yes, I don't want to blame the victim here but when she realized Turpin was having a party it ought to have been clear that he wasn't going to apologize and fix things, no matter how desperate she was to believe that.