I had a number that was almost the same assimilar to almost nothing like the local number to give you the time and temperature. Once at about 3am I staggered to the ringing phone pick it up and say, nastily, "this had better be good". On the other end, you could practically smell the fumes of burning brain cells drenched in alcohol. Then (sheepishly?)... "uh, could you tell me the time?"
How I wish I were awake enough to have said "it's too damn f***ing late!"
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Date: 2004-08-10 06:35 pm (UTC)almost the same assimilar toalmost nothing like the local number to give you the time and temperature. Once at about 3am I staggered to the ringing phone pick it up and say, nastily, "this had better be good". On the other end, you could practically smell the fumes of burning brain cells drenched in alcohol. Then (sheepishly?)... "uh, could you tell me the time?"How I wish I were awake enough to have said "it's too damn f***ing late!"