Everything is awful

[conuly]

awful awful awful

i do not like this timeline

Comments

[lavendertook]

*hugs*

[wpadmirer]

This timeline does suck right now. But take a deep breath and go pet the dog, and avoid the news for at least 24 hours.

[alexseanchai]

^

[spikethemuffin]

The cat is stepping on the "increase suckiness" button on the keyboard of our Sims game while the player is off doing... player stuff, that's the truth.

[randomdreams]

agreed 100%

[flexagon]

Have you read My Real Children by Jo Walton? One woman, two timelines... in one she has a much better life, but her world is kind of awful. And in the other, vice versa. I know which one of those I'm in right now. :-/

[sabotabby]

Everything is a garbage fire.

[archangelbeth]

Aye.

[rahirah]

Me neither.

[imhilien]

*offers chocolate*

[conuly]

...shade-grown, fair trade chocolate?

[conuly]

When I find out who stepped on a butterfly, I'm gonna cram a butterfly or ten down their useless throat.

[conuly]

No, we could produce energy from that for the grid. That'd be good and useful.

[conuly]

:(

[conuly]

Looks like in either one, you end up in a nursing home.

[conuly]

I'd rather have a Godzilla attack.

[conuly]

why can't we have nice things!?

[conuly]

I've been snuggling the doggies, and my cat, but their breath smells and they shed.

[conuly]

That's a good icon.

[wpadmirer]

Shedding I can stand, but the breath, yeah, that's an issue.

[gwydion]

Me either!

[spikethemuffin]

In at least one of the movies, Godzilla lays eggs, so he's trans. Team him up with Laverne Cox on the ultimate buddy cop movie to distract us on our path to TheSurvivorsWillEnvytheDeadville.

[flexagon]

True. :-/

[conuly]

Godzilla might not be trans. It might just be that humans suck at determining the sex of giant lizards.

[spikethemuffin]

It could be that the script from the Broderick Godzilla movie was a travesty and a slander to biologists and Jean Reno alike... nah, surely such a thing cannot be.

[redbird]

A hard choice, but I didn't ask to be in the timeline where my personal life is good and everything else sucks, rather than the other way around.

(Yes, that's an exaggeration, I'm paraphrasing my memory of someone else's phrasing here.)