So, Xiggy decided to visit tourist shops and get junk.

[conuly]

And we picked up two packets of Insta-NewYork. Pill-like sponges which, when dropped in hot water, cause New York to "instantly appear!"

Hm. I wonder what'd happen if I eat one of those? *glances at the packaging*

NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY!

Okay, okay, I wasn't serious. Really.

These things kinda suck. There's two gratuitious sports players in here.