Hi guys. Xiggy is threatening to kill me

[conuly]

:(

So, we're going to the Met and the Guggenheim. Me, and a potential axe murderer. No, sorry, strike that. She's never murdered any axes. She just wants to kill me. HEEEEEELLLLLLP! Serva me! Serva me!

Did you realize those museums are open damn late? I didn't. Anyway, we're going. I'm coughing up liberal amounts of phlegm. And sometimes not, which no doubt is contributing to my stomach upsets. And I just turned Xiggy off her meal. Yay!

I'm exaggerating this post because it's funny to make poor Xiggy wait. But I think now she's read this she really WILL kill me, so I mus

Comments

[wetcircuitry.livejournal.com]

*gaspies* I saw everything!

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

If she treatens to kill you, use a spoon. I don't mind WHICH spoon, but a spoon is good.

[conuly]

Can I spork her instead?

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

Yes! Forks are good too!

[wetcircuitry.livejournal.com]

*gaspies* I saw everything!

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

If she treatens to kill you, use a spoon. I don't mind WHICH spoon, but a spoon is good.

[conuly]

Can I spork her instead?

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

Yes! Forks are good too!