My neighbor, the not-crazy-cat-lady, has told me to switch to getting pet supplies via Chewy

[conuly]

And I went ehhhh, because inertia, right?

But I gotta admit, I can't imagine Jeff Bezos sending me a condolence bouquet. (That's something else he can do with his billions and billions, pay off people's funerals and send flowers to their loved ones!)

If their prices are comparable and they offer the same really stinky fish treat the dogs love, I might switch after all.

(Note: That link isn't really about the anecdote, it's about Christianity being shit. If you're not in the mood for that, don't read past the part where they get a bouquet in the mail.)