Guess I didn't close the door well enough

[conuly]

Moonpie, in blatant violation of leash laws, may have slipped out while I was taking out the trash and forced me to chase after her wearing nothing but a very skimpy and disreputable nightgown.

Thankfully, some people happened to be chatting on their stoop and Moonie was so affronted by this act that she stopped to bark at them, allowing me to catch up and grab her. I think I probably flashed them leaning down but whatever. I didn't even have shoes on.