As soon as possible, I need to learn how to roll across car hoods like in the movies

[conuly]

That is all.

or maybe everybody else can learn to park all the way in their driveway and to stop behind the crosswalk, that is also a possibility

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[silveradept]

The hood slide is a strongly advanced technique, mostly because most people don't wax their hood enough to allow for a full-tilt movie-quality slide. You may need to carry some Sex Wax or its automotive equivalent to apply first.

[conuly]

Hm. Hilarious as the image of me waxing their cars before rolling is....