Ooh, a patrotic issue of the Onion!

[conuly]

I'm in a good mood, so I'll read 'em all and post the links.

American Hero Can Name All 50 States

American People Ruled Unfit to Govern

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

Hang In There

I skipped a few. Anyway, read or don't read, as you wish.

Comments

[conuly]

You're not making any sense. The onion prints satire. It's nearing the 4th. The Onion, therefore, is printing related satirical pieces.