Ooh, a patrotic issue of the Onion!

[conuly]

I'm in a good mood, so I'll read 'em all and post the links.

American Hero Can Name All 50 States

American People Ruled Unfit to Govern

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

Hang In There

I skipped a few. Anyway, read or don't read, as you wish.

Comments

[marveen.livejournal.com]

But....a lot of people can name all fifty states...can't they?

I mean, I can not only name them (not alphabetically, I usually work west to east) but draw a rough map of the states from memory.

I don't have all their capitals memorized anymore, but I can remember a good half of them.

[zarriq.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Not only can I name all 50 states in alphabetical order, I can do it in song.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

But....a lot of people can name all fifty states...can't they?

I mean, I can not only name them (not alphabetically, I usually work west to east) but draw a rough map of the states from memory.

I don't have all their capitals memorized anymore, but I can remember a good half of them.

[zarriq.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Not only can I name all 50 states in alphabetical order, I can do it in song.