I think I stole this idea from trollprincess

[conuly]

Let's have a drinking game! *pours herself some water* I hate the smell of alcohol, makes me nauseous.

The basic premise is simple. Search for a random username. The easiest way to do this is to go up to the search button and just hit "search" without typing anything in.

One drink:
No entries/friends only
Lots of memes
Normal misspellings/some chtspk
Sentences that shouldn't end with question marks?
A lot of sentences like this!!!!
ALL CAPS/no caps
Bad customization (clashing colors, font impossible to read)

Two drinks:
Heavy chtspk/l337
Quizzes with bad HTML
No punctuation
TyPiNg LiK dIs
Really bad customization (fadeouts, moving backgrounds)
Russian

If you actually find somebody worth friending, post the results here. You get bonus points if you find somebody you know, or if you share an uncommon interest/friend, or if you recognize one of their icons. These are all good things, and very rare, so they don't get drunk to.

Comments

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Hm. I found someone who likes LOTR and HP and is fangirlish, but not the "LIEK OMG ORLY IS SOOO HAWT" sort; writes ficlets and slash; uses proper punctuation, spelling and caps in the right places. The only bad thing about her journal is that it's bright pink, but to each their own.
So I suppose there's no drink for me, huh?

[conuly]

Wow. Lucky you! Try again, though, if you want that drink.