Because, of course, only homicidal freaks burn cloth. And I still do not believe that any Iraqi wants to kill me, Constance Evangeline Baker. If anybody has proof to the contrary, please, show it now.
But of course, the Iraqi people want to kill you. Heck, I've been told they even want to kill me, and I'm not even American. They want to kill Every. Single. One. of us. Haven't you heard? They said that in that video that supposedly showed Bin Laden planning 9/11. They found out now that the translator screwed up and that was actually a councillor of Sadam Hussein who said that they wanted to kill every single person whose name begins with a C. Honestly!
OK, maybe not. *sigh* Whenever I try to be funny...
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Date: 2004-07-02 02:30 am (UTC)But of course, the Iraqi people want to kill you. Heck, I've been told they even want to kill me, and I'm not even American. They want to kill Every. Single. One. of us. Haven't you heard? They said that in that video that supposedly showed Bin Laden planning 9/11. They found out now that the translator screwed up and that was actually a councillor of Sadam Hussein who said that they wanted to kill every single person whose name begins with a C. Honestly!
OK, maybe not. *sigh* Whenever I try to be funny...
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Date: 2004-07-02 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-21 09:26 am (UTC)Including myself, even though I'm not American.