Well, that happened.
Jun. 23rd, 2014 09:07 amA few days ago I went to change my shirt and it HURT. Seriously, it felt very rough and itchy on my chest. So I take a look, and somehow, I don't know how, I had a huge scrape on the underside of my breast. WTF?
So I tried just being gentle with it, but when the scab ripped off when I took off my bra I realized I had to put a band-aid on that. I accidentally ended up opening a heavy duty band-aid, and how heavy duty can it BE on the underside of my breast? but went with it anyway.
Two days pass, and when I went to take a shower my thoughts ran as follows:
1. Wow, this band-aid really is waterproof!
2. But you know, I think I ought to take it off anyway.
3. Huh, that's difficult...
4. No, you are supposed to change these things. I'll run some water over it.
5. Yay, it's coming off, and it barely hurts!
6. Wait, where's the gauze? Uh... huh.
7. God damn it.
Only the top part of the band-aid had come off, you see, the plastic part, leaving the heavy duty adhesive and heavy duty threads and the bandage part all firmly attached to my breast.
Ugh.
I need to dig up some vaseline, I know we have some somewhere.
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As always, XKCD tells it like it is.
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So I tried just being gentle with it, but when the scab ripped off when I took off my bra I realized I had to put a band-aid on that. I accidentally ended up opening a heavy duty band-aid, and how heavy duty can it BE on the underside of my breast? but went with it anyway.
Two days pass, and when I went to take a shower my thoughts ran as follows:
1. Wow, this band-aid really is waterproof!
2. But you know, I think I ought to take it off anyway.
3. Huh, that's difficult...
4. No, you are supposed to change these things. I'll run some water over it.
5. Yay, it's coming off, and it barely hurts!
6. Wait, where's the gauze? Uh... huh.
7. God damn it.
Only the top part of the band-aid had come off, you see, the plastic part, leaving the heavy duty adhesive and heavy duty threads and the bandage part all firmly attached to my breast.
Ugh.
I need to dig up some vaseline, I know we have some somewhere.
As always, XKCD tells it like it is.
'Why-Fi' or 'Wiffy'? How Americans Pronounce Common Tech Terms
US Funds "Terror Studies" to Dissect and Neutralize Social Movements
Detroit activists call for UN help as city shuts off water for thousands
Dick Cheney sits stunned as Fox News turns on him: ‘History has proven that you got it wrong’.
Making #TwitterTheocracy about Pakistan and Blasphemy Laws
Garbage Everywhere
What refuse in India's streets reveals about America’s hidden trash problem
When Brooklyn juries gentrify, defendants lose
High CEO salaries can be bad for business
A Sound You Can't Unhear (And What It Says About Your Brain)
The war on drugs killed my daughter
America Is Running Out of Water
How the US Government Helps McDonald's Sell Junk Food
The food industry’s hiding something: How to expose America’s most secretive industry
11 maps that explain the US energy system
Fear Is Driving Young Men Across the U.S. Border
:) or :-)? Some Highly Scientific Data
The end of an era: Just 18 percent of survey respondents report using the full-faced emoticon.
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