What should I do for dinner today?

I gotta go to the store no matter what, so hit me with your ideas.

Pigeons could be losing their toes because of human hair

I did not know this was a new hypothesis. Given that you can obviously see pigeons flying around with string and hair strangling their toes, and that eventually you see the same pigeons without their toes, I just assumed it was settled science and have been giving that as an explanation to people for years.