If you're an American, and not a minor, and you don't vote

(and you're not ineligible for any other reason) then I will personally reach through this internet and throttle you.

Also: Local races! They too are important! If you're not sure who to vote for because you've been busy staring in horror at the presidential election, I gotta say, I find straight Democrat down the line usually is better than the alternative.

Here is a musical number on the subject.

Obligatory XKCD

Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’

Beyond Lying: Donald Trump’s Authoritarian Reality

What black America won't miss about Obama

4 of the biggest myths about voter fraud, debunked More

40% of Millennials fear the election is rigged

The US is reportedly readying cyber attacks if Russia tries to hack the election

A Militia Gets Battle Ready for a ‘Gun-Grabbing’ Clinton Presidency (Oh, please. And are they going to do battle from the FEMA camps they wish they'd been interned in for the past 8 years?)

Born Before Women Could Vote, Now They're Proud To Vote For Clinton

The world won’t rely on a President Trump – and that’s worrying

62% of Voters Say Election Has Made Them Feel Less Proud of America

Also, listen.

If astronauts can vote, you can too.

Vote While You Float! (Or don't, depending on individual circumstances.)

I keep finding election related links.

Cartoon Donald Trump Can No Longer Tweet

Spread of Early Voting Is Forging New Habits and Campaign Tactics

Remarkable scene at Susan B. Anthony's grave

People are already documenting extremely long lines at US polling places in swing states

Voting issues: Long lines, intimidation and machine breakdowns reported across the country

Minority voters are 6 times as likely as white voters to wait more than an hour to vote

Voter suppression, not fraud, looms large in U.S. elections

2016 Election Day Bingo

Trump gets booed at his polling station

North Carolina black voters just made me cry...in a good way

Donald Trump 'sues Nevada officials for keeping polls open two hours extra'

This election exposed an unsettling truth: Americans in both parties are giving up on democracy

Here are 6 plausible ways this election could go wildly off the rails

In New York, Homeless and Making Plans to Vote

I want to cry.

I can't, but I want to.

No matter how it turns out in the end, I really... really want out of this country.

Okay, so my options are Canada and New Zealand

Canada's website is down. No shit. New Zealand's website is very slow. What's the best bet for fast travel to either of those places?