The other day I was playing with Eva
Aug. 4th, 2014 07:43 amAnd she decided I was a mean monster who might eat her moose, Chocolate.
Eva: Chocolate! Save yourself! Live!! *lobs moose over edge of the bed* I'll hold her back! BAM BAM BAM!
Me: I'm a monster. Pretend guns make me grow more of me.
Eva: It's not a pretend gun. It's an imaginary gun. BAM BAM BAM!
Me: Same difference!
Eva: Stab stab stab!
Me: Nope, the only thing that works is, uh, lots of ice cream.
Eva: All right, cut! Work with me, people, work with me!
So we reset, and started again. And this is how I learned that Eva's moose met her long time boyfriend, Sharkie, while scuba diving off the coast of the bed.
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Eva: Chocolate! Save yourself! Live!! *lobs moose over edge of the bed* I'll hold her back! BAM BAM BAM!
Me: I'm a monster. Pretend guns make me grow more of me.
Eva: It's not a pretend gun. It's an imaginary gun. BAM BAM BAM!
Me: Same difference!
Eva: Stab stab stab!
Me: Nope, the only thing that works is, uh, lots of ice cream.
Eva: All right, cut! Work with me, people, work with me!
So we reset, and started again. And this is how I learned that Eva's moose met her long time boyfriend, Sharkie, while scuba diving off the coast of the bed.
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