Oh dear god.

So, there's this four year old kid named Hunter. Hunter is deaf. He signs. His preschool has a, um, robust weapons policy. The kid's very own name-sign is, apparently, in violation of this policy. Because if you sign "Hunter" it looks kinda like you're making a finger gun, and you can't bring guns to school.

Is your head hurting as much as mine, because mine's sure hurting.