Apparently, these people are convinced they see the Virgin Mary

in some bird crap. So now they're not washing their car.

You probably could make that up, but why would you want to?

For something more upbeat, I for one would very much like to live in this house. But I'm not sure there are enough bookshelves. (And the first person to say you could accomplish the same thing with a few e-readers is gonna get banned. I don't want to hear it! You still need shelves for the Kindles and Nooks and what-all elses, right?)