It rained yesterday. (It's raining today, in fact.)

This made the slide at school SUPER FAST and SUPER FUN. Which meant that when Ana went down the slide SUPER FAST right when a friend was trying to go *up*....

Whee!
Bump!
Spit!
Hey, tooth!

So that's her second baby tooth ever, and she was much more nonchalant about it this time round.

*snickers*

I never link to The Onion, or rarely ever, but I'll do it now. Worst job in America. Indeed.

And for less satirical sarcasm, an actual quote!