OMG.

I just found, via google, a friend from elementary school. Wow. She has a journal she never updates. And we're IMing right now.

This is too weird. And cool. But weird.

Edit: Well, once I calmed down, it was still weird and cool, but also a bit... what do you say to somebody you haven't spoken to since the fourth grade? I directed her towards my journal, but whether anything comes of it is anybody's guess. My journal right now seems a bit boring. I haven't been angry enough. Probably because I haven't been reading the news. I wonder if this is a bad thing....

God, I'm self-centered.

The State of the Connie

( For newcomers and people I haven't spoken to in a really long time )

Ana definitely appears to be a righty.

Well, that's all left. I'm sure she'll adapt. And I really don't have anything against righties, so long as they keep it to themselves and don't flaunt their dextrous ways in front of all good, upleft lefties. I know some people think that handedness is everything, but, really, it's not *that* big a deal, is it? Just so long as she eventually learns to wlepht with her left hand like everybody else, or to fake it. I mean, fitting in, that's what counts, isn't it?

Honestly, I don't know how this happened. Better not let the righties know, though - some of the people on the dextrous agenda are pretty, well, evil. They just want to destroy all that is good and healthy about this world of ours! I cannot let my poor niece fall into their hands.

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