On another note, I've come up with a new rule.

[conuly]

Every time I read the comments to an article that touch on ANY linguistic subject, I'm going to look up That One Chaucer Quote first. Then I'll just spam it at people who talk about "dumbing down" language, or "the decline of civilization", or "wild-eyed linguists and psychologists", or anything else along those lines.

Ahem:

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge
Withinne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho
That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge
Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so,
And spedde as wel in love as men now do;
Eek for to winne love in sondry ages,
In sondry londes, sondry ben usages.

Long story short, Geoffrey is getting at the fact that language changes and we'd all damn well better get used to it already. This isn't news, folks! Chaucer knew it, Shakespeare knew it, you'd better all figure it out!

Comments

[delphi]

"Good-bye" and "good-night" take hyphens, no terminal ellipses, no Oxford commas, and...this is my favourite: we are not allowed to end a column or page on a finished sentence because people might not understand that they should continue reading.

[conuly]

1. That's the strangest list of guidelines I've ever read. Somebody's priorities are WEIRD.

2. That last one is my favorite as well.

3. The Oxford comma is awesome and everybody should use it. EVIL STYLE GUIDE!

[delphi]

The weirdest thing I encountered when I first started working there was that my boss acted as though everyone should know these rules...but I was the picky one for addressing comma splices and title capitalization.

I'm a fan of the Oxford comma as well, but my boss thinks doing away with it saves space.

[conuly]

I'm a fan of the Oxford comma as well, but my boss thinks doing away with it saves space.

...

Don't take this the wrong way, but your boss is an idiot.

[delphi]

Yeah, this...isn't news.