conuly

1. Ana and Evangeline recounted their treasure hunt yesterday. Ana, after reciting some silly clue that was obviously "oven" wanted to know if we could figure it out.

Me: Freezer?
Ana: What? NO. The freezer is call that because it is a freeze er. Freeeeeeze. Er! Freezer! It doesn't make food hot!

2. Later, she went to get a cup. This was just a few minutes ago.

Evangeline: It's freezing in the kitchen.
Jenn: Yeah, it's really cold.
Evangeline: NO! It's fweezing. Lemme tell you!
Ana (barging in and banging that door right into my back): IT IS FREEZING OUT HERE!
Evangeline: See? I told you! FREEZING OUT THERE!