Four isn't as exciting as two for that, but it has its moments. From today:
Dog: BARKBARKBARK!
Me: *jumps* Oh! You scared me! *laughs*
Evangeline: Did you think that was ME?
Me: No, I... the dog. I said "you scared me" to the dog, and he DID scare me!
Evangeline: Dogs don't talk like people do. They don't say "Hi, how are you, I'm fine, this is my house" like that.
Me: That's right.
Evangeline: And they don't eat the same foods people do. And they don't... they don't drink from cups. *laughs* Drinking from cups! That's cwazy. That's peopleness, that's not dogness! People drink from cups, and people don't drink like *slurpslurp* on the ground and get water all over on them. That's dogness.
minutes later....
Evangeline: Did that used to have water in it? *pointing to a big water bottle that's on the back steps*
Me: Yup, but it's empty now, leave it alone.
Evangeline: But what's it doing now?
Me: Just sitting there.
Evangeline: No, I mean, for what reason?
For what reason? She's four! Where did she pick that one up?
Dog: BARKBARKBARK!
Me: *jumps* Oh! You scared me! *laughs*
Evangeline: Did you think that was ME?
Me: No, I... the dog. I said "you scared me" to the dog, and he DID scare me!
Evangeline: Dogs don't talk like people do. They don't say "Hi, how are you, I'm fine, this is my house" like that.
Me: That's right.
Evangeline: And they don't eat the same foods people do. And they don't... they don't drink from cups. *laughs* Drinking from cups! That's cwazy. That's peopleness, that's not dogness! People drink from cups, and people don't drink like *slurpslurp* on the ground and get water all over on them. That's dogness.
minutes later....
Evangeline: Did that used to have water in it? *pointing to a big water bottle that's on the back steps*
Me: Yup, but it's empty now, leave it alone.
Evangeline: But what's it doing now?
Me: Just sitting there.
Evangeline: No, I mean, for what reason?
For what reason? She's four! Where did she pick that one up?
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Date: 2010-04-16 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-16 10:53 pm (UTC)That was delightful.
Thanks for the share!
*snerk* dogness...
Classic.
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Date: 2010-04-16 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-16 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-17 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-17 05:14 pm (UTC)Well, when there's other adults nearby, anyway. And I'm not reading. (I maintain that reading to myself while the kids are around is NOT ignoring them, it's Setting a Good Example.)