Okay, so how about this one?

[conuly]

[Poll #1369442]

Also, an 11 year old bit from The Onion.

Comments

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

The version I know ends with "Then comes ______ with the baby carriage", with the blank being the girl.

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

Yep, this one.

Same with the alkyhol part, it's "here comes __(boy)__ drinkin' alcohol."

I REALLY hated this one when I was a kid, still do. :-p

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

This but the male.

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Draco and Harry, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Harry with a baby in a carriage!
Sucking his thumb, pooing his pants, trying to do the hula dance!

[pne.livejournal.com]

I usually heard just the first line (up to -i-n-g) -- but on the couple of occasions I did hear longer versions, it was up to "carriage".

[leora.livejournal.com]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes $name with a baby carriage. Not too big, not too small, just the size of a cannon ball.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

The version I know ends with "Then comes ______ with the baby carriage", with the blank being the girl.

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

Yep, this one.

Same with the alkyhol part, it's "here comes __(boy)__ drinkin' alcohol."

I REALLY hated this one when I was a kid, still do. :-p

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

This but the male.

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Draco and Harry, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Harry with a baby in a carriage!
Sucking his thumb, pooing his pants, trying to do the hula dance!

[pne.livejournal.com]

I usually heard just the first line (up to -i-n-g) -- but on the couple of occasions I did hear longer versions, it was up to "carriage".

[leora.livejournal.com]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes $name with a baby carriage. Not too big, not too small, just the size of a cannon ball.