Dental hygiene is very important. It is crucial that you always carry a thing of floss.

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And, should you become unjustly imprisoned, you can use the floss first to break through your windowbars, and then to lower yourself several stories to safety.

Holy shit.

Meanwhile, my mother neglected to buy the floss I asked her to pick up, which in and of itself isn't so surprising - she'd said she probably didn't have enough time - but which is kinda annoying as she remembered the toothpaste and deodorant. *sniffsniff* Well, I was getting kinda stinky. I guess I'll just go back to stealing Jenn's floss.

Floss, as the article states, is like duct tape (and the Force, yes, yes). It holds the universe together. (Not sure what to do with that whole "light side/dark side" part of the joke....)

Hey, listen, can anybody tell me any good, reasonably eco-friendly floss options? (Ooh - toothbrushes? Can I get those ecofriendlier?)

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