Sometimes, Ana or Evangeline will, despite all expectations, start rubbing up against me and meowing

[conuly]

I, of course, always say the same thing - "Oh, my, what a cute ducky!"

So they'll meow more and more loudly, and headbutt me in earnest. "A very cute ducky indeed!"

Finally, they'll get frustrated and go "I'm a cat! MEOW!" to which I can only reply that...

You can't be a cat because cats don't talk, silly!

This is because I'm mean :)

Comments

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

You terrible human being!

[conuly]

I am, I cry about it every night. It's an affliction. *sigh*

[feebeeglee.livejournal.com]

Shame on you, big meanie!

[conuly]

Wait till you read the next post :)

[sayga.livejournal.com]

Rude! Haha, I HAD to hear the punchline, but it's kind of slow internet here in belize, so that was torture! :P

[conuly]

I hope it was worth it!

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

They do too talk! Poss most definitely vocalises "NO!" when someone is pissing him off.

[conuly]

Poss probably doesn't say "I am a cat", though - no matter how pissed off he is at being accused of ducky-ness.

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

You terrible human being!

[conuly]

I am, I cry about it every night. It's an affliction. *sigh*

[feebeeglee.livejournal.com]

Shame on you, big meanie!

[conuly]

Wait till you read the next post :)

[sayga.livejournal.com]

Rude! Haha, I HAD to hear the punchline, but it's kind of slow internet here in belize, so that was torture! :P

[conuly]

I hope it was worth it!

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

They do too talk! Poss most definitely vocalises "NO!" when someone is pissing him off.

[conuly]

Poss probably doesn't say "I am a cat", though - no matter how pissed off he is at being accused of ducky-ness.