Overview of the day:

[conuly]

Went into the city. Passed by ONE "save the animals" crazy lady, ONE group of prosteletyzing Jews, ONE political train musician, ONE group of anti-Zionist Jews, and ONE group of anti-war protesters. Also bought spicy peanut butter.

Now, about all that politics. What's up? Is today national protest day or something? All I could think of was April Fool's, but perhaps I am mistaken somehow.

*shrugs* In the spirit of the occasion, and since literally NOTHING happened interesting except reading the book that ties together "The Giver" and "Gathering Blue" (and incidentally shows that Jonas did NOT die!) and being really really bored... I give you this sentence:

FRM NO ON, MAH JURNL WIL B RITIN N CHTSPK!!!!!

But you know that's a lie.

Gah. I'm tedious and boring today. I'll go read the news, that'll cheer me up.

Comments

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

WENT IN2 TEH CITY!!!1 OMG WTF LOL PASED BY ONE SAEV DA ANIMALS CRAZY LADY ONE GROUP OF PROST3LATYZNG J3WS ON3 POLITICAL TRANE MUSICIAN ONE GROUP OF ANTI-ZIONIST JAWS AND ONE GROUP OF ANTI-WAR PROTESTERS!1!11!11 LOL ALSO BOUGHT SPICY PEANUT BUTER

NOW!1!1!1 OMG WTF ABOUT AL TAHT POLITICS1!!! WTF WUT UP?!!?!?!? OMG IS 2DAY NATIONAL PROT3ST DAY OR SOMETHNG???!! OMG LOL AL I CUD THINK OF WAS APRIL FOLS BUT P3RHAPS IM MISTAEKN SOM3HOW

*SHRUGS*!1!! WTF LOL IN TEH SPIRIT OF TEH OCASION AND SINCE LIETRALY NOTHNG HAP3NED INTER3STNG AXCAPT R3ADNG TEH BOK TAHT TEIS 2G3TH3R DA GIEVR AND GATH3RNG BLUA (AND INCIEDNTALY SHOWS TAHT JONAS DID NOT DEI)!!1111 LOL AND BNG RILLY RILLY BORED.!!11!!1!11!11 LOL I GIEV U THIS SENT3NCE

FRM NO ON MAH JURNL WIL B RITIN N CHTSPK!!

BUT1!1!1111!!!!1!1!!!!1!! WTF U KNOW TAHTS A LEI

GAH!1!!11 OMG WTF IMM TADIOUS AND BORNG 2DAY!1!11!1 LOL IL GO READ TEH NAWS TAHTL CHER MA UP11!!11!! OMG WTF

[conuly]

It was that awful site, right? Please say you didn't type that yourself....

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

God no, I didn't type that myself.

...But you know I can. Ever 'seen' me impersonate Ally? Oh yeeeeah.