Over the past weekend, everybody, everybody, EVERYBODY has called me up

[conuly]

Mostly, to babysit.

It's like they have a weird psychic connection with me or something. I've taken to answering the phone with "No, I can't watch your kids, I'm in California."

Some of them don't get it. "So, are you busy?"

I tell them, if they can get their kids over here, I'll watch them. And I mean it. But so far, nobody has taken me up on it....