Here we are at the SICM
Dec. 15th, 2007 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly
Angelique, Evangeline, and two friends are hiding in the house, asking me to be Super-somebody to save them from the evil monster (also me) who is tickling them.
I cannot, as I wanted, be SuperGirl - I forgot, that's Angelique's job (with her sidekick, SuperDuck. They run around with hooded towels, and trust me, it's very adorable. Plus, if I need them to clean something up, I just declare that the superheroes can save the day by doing so, and this totally works) - so Angelique tells me, in a whisper, that I can be Superwhy.
And when I tell her no, I don't want to be Superwhy (who is a boy, by the way, which is very relevant here) she says... what do you think she says?
"That's okay, Connie. You can just pretend you have a... penis! *gigglegigglegiggle*"
I informed her that no, I was not pretending to be a boy, and left it at that. This is actually not why I didn't want to be SuperWhy - I just prefer, to be honest, the option of being SuperDuck and going Quack at people. (Or, occasionally, SuperElephant, SuperZebra, or SuperConnie, thus combining the power of Quack with the surrealness of not being a duck at all.)
I cannot, as I wanted, be SuperGirl - I forgot, that's Angelique's job (with her sidekick, SuperDuck. They run around with hooded towels, and trust me, it's very adorable. Plus, if I need them to clean something up, I just declare that the superheroes can save the day by doing so, and this totally works) - so Angelique tells me, in a whisper, that I can be Superwhy.
And when I tell her no, I don't want to be Superwhy (who is a boy, by the way, which is very relevant here) she says... what do you think she says?
"That's okay, Connie. You can just pretend you have a... penis! *gigglegigglegiggle*"
I informed her that no, I was not pretending to be a boy, and left it at that. This is actually not why I didn't want to be SuperWhy - I just prefer, to be honest, the option of being SuperDuck and going Quack at people. (Or, occasionally, SuperElephant, SuperZebra, or SuperConnie, thus combining the power of Quack with the surrealness of not being a duck at all.)
