Lately, I've had a real craving for hot dogs

[conuly]

Plan to buy some tomorrow to cook up, in fact.

Took me the longest time to figure out why. And then... I knew. I knew why I wanted a celebration in a bun, a taste sensation! FOUR TIMES A DAY. AT LEAST. That's how often I read this book.

And then they recite it to me. And they say the words as I say it. And they try to carry it around with them, which I stop because it's a library book and we only have so much tape.

GOD DAMN IT. I've been brainwashed!

_{But I still want that hot dog.}