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Did you know those things come with a nifty pin?
I know. Because, see, when you leave things on the counter, little hands grab them. Honestly, I can't so much as blow my nose without marching into their room and demanding they give whatever-it-is back. (I'll post the syrup story one day soon.)
I found them pretending it was a cup cup for their dolls.
...
Yeah.
So I took it away and stuck it, more sensibly, on top of the fridge. Angelique asked why, so I told her it's Mommy's, and asked her "You know, for her period?", and she remembered what a period is! It's bleeding! Yay! And I ran through that most women don't like their clothes to have blood on them, so Mommy uses something to catch the blood so it doesn't get on her clothing.
I found the pin later. I didn't know there was a pin to find, or I'd've been more diligent about looking for it, you know.
Anyway, Jenn called me up this morning to inform me that the DivaCup rocks, and is the best invention since sliced bread, condoms, and that it's "more liberating than the ability to have sex without having babies... although not by a lot".
I'd call that a happy customer.
It's not as pretty as my pads, though.
I know. Because, see, when you leave things on the counter, little hands grab them. Honestly, I can't so much as blow my nose without marching into their room and demanding they give whatever-it-is back. (I'll post the syrup story one day soon.)
I found them pretending it was a cup cup for their dolls.
...
Yeah.
So I took it away and stuck it, more sensibly, on top of the fridge. Angelique asked why, so I told her it's Mommy's, and asked her "You know, for her period?", and she remembered what a period is! It's bleeding! Yay! And I ran through that most women don't like their clothes to have blood on them, so Mommy uses something to catch the blood so it doesn't get on her clothing.
I found the pin later. I didn't know there was a pin to find, or I'd've been more diligent about looking for it, you know.
Anyway, Jenn called me up this morning to inform me that the DivaCup rocks, and is the best invention since sliced bread, condoms, and that it's "more liberating than the ability to have sex without having babies... although not by a lot".
I'd call that a happy customer.
It's not as pretty as my pads, though.
