This is the guy my mom wants me to marry

[conuly]

The fact that neither of us has ever met the guy is, apparently, totally irrelevant.

I'm surprised anybody is surprised that Alex Trebek was able to click his tongue. I mean, anybody can do that, right? I can, since I was a kid. I doubt I correctly produce the exact same clicks* used in this or that language, and wouldn't know it if I did, but I can certainly... make clicks with my tongue.

*_{Actually, looking back, as a kid, I may have stimmed that way. I certainly revert to making little rhythmic melodies when bored and alone now. Not around other people, though, if I can help it.}