Bush says the economy is safe and sound.

[conuly]

I don't think I've ever felt less reassured in my life.

_{(Reassuring speeches do tend to have that effect on me, of course - but I'm even less reassured when, apparently, they're given to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. You all have to read the article, by the way - you won't regret it.)}