So, my LAST period post

[conuly]

Promise!

I was over at feminist_rage and somebody posted about "quieter sanitary napkins". Because, you know, god forbid somebody in the bathroom hears you opening your pad. *rolls her eyes*

This all reminds me of a story. I was a little baby, so Jenn Ginger must have been about three or four years old. And while we were in a fast food restaurant of some sort, my mom sat with me at the table, and Daddy and Ginger went up to order the food. And then, Daddy came storming back, telling Mommy to "watch your child". She found out the whole story later. Apparently, while they were waiting on line, Ginger tugged on Daddy's sleeve.

G: Daddy!
D: Yes?
G: You have a penis!
D: *silence*
G: (louder) Daddy! You have a penis!
D: *silence*
G: DAAAA-DEEE!

As my mom said, "But, Bob... you do have a penis! And everybody on that line knows it!"

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[conuly]

I'm torn between oh, wow and oh, what?

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[black-rat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's so funny. Just like when people run the hand dryer so no one will know they're peeing *eyeroll*

[the-lady-aurora.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I can just imagine it.

[meteorie.livejournal.com]

What kind of kids do that stuff? I never said anything like that when I was younger. The worst was when I flipped someone off in public with my mom watching, but that was totally intentional, I just didn't know my mom was watching.

[conuly]

My sister. She was like, four, maybe five. She wasn't trying to embarass him, just educate him or show off her knowledge.

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I'm torn between oh, wow and oh, what?

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[black-rat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's so funny. Just like when people run the hand dryer so no one will know they're peeing *eyeroll*

[the-lady-aurora.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I can just imagine it.

[meteorie.livejournal.com]

What kind of kids do that stuff? I never said anything like that when I was younger. The worst was when I flipped someone off in public with my mom watching, but that was totally intentional, I just didn't know my mom was watching.

[conuly]

My sister. She was like, four, maybe five. She wasn't trying to embarass him, just educate him or show off her knowledge.