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It's like my own sister doesn't even know who I am!!!!!!!!

1) Name, please
My name is unpronounceable in your language. You can call me Jemima Jane.

2) Birthday
1/1/3001

Don't tell anybody. I'm just visiting until I can remember why I came here in the first place. Then I'll have to rush off. Time does fly, you know.

3) Height
3'6" (People are much shorter in the future. I'm considered quite tall!)

4) Measurements (you don't have to...but if you want a skirt it's a must!)
Irrelevant - see below

5) Would you, could you, wear a hoodie? (and if so...size)
Irrelevant - see below

6) Favorite food? (Savory & sweet)

Braiiiiiins.... Mmmmm.

7) Give me three random favorite things
Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and mimes.

8) Dragons or giraffes?
Why choose? In my time, we have fire-breathing giraffes with wings. They also glow in the dark, and compose sonnets.

9) I like these colors...
Octarine

10) But I hate...
Oooh, this is like that game! I like coffee, but I hate tea. And I like octarine, so I guess I have to hate, uh, blue.

11) Sweet or kinky?
*tosses a coin several times*

12) Do you have a rabid and abiding hatred of couples?
Uh... no?

13) What about commercialism?
In future, commercials sell you!

14) You've got a favorite number, and it is...
Pi. (No, really, my favorite number honest-to-god really *is* pi.)

15) Five things you do before bed
Fill out surveys, believe in six impossible things (too busy in the morning), eat breakfast (ditto), stand on my head, attempt to fly.

16) Six impossible things you'd love to do
Fly. Fly some more. Fly around and laugh at people who can't fly. Uh. I don't know, flying just about covers it. Double this list.

17) Shower or bath?
In the future, we are currently experience a severe shortage of water, and so we do not take showers *or* baths. Unfortunately, the drought started before the invention of sonic cleaners, so most people just stink.

18) Your turn!
Yeah....

19) Sounds I like to hear...
I do like to hear my toy pandas singing. They're quite lovely.

20) "My feet are *so* big" They all say that! Gimme a size
11.

21) Pretty sparkly things are...
Illegal.

22) I am horribly deathly allergic to...
Spoo.

23) I would never, ever wear...
Clothes. After the riots of 2987, all political and religious clothing was banned. But since all clothing is ultimately an expression of something or other....

I'm naked right now, in fact!