Anti-Semite, for the purposes of this discussion, means anti-Jew, not anti-Semitic-people.
1. I recognize that more Palestinians have died during the conflict over there than Israelis. This means that I support them, and hate Jews.
2. I recognize that more than 6,000,000 people died in the Holocaust. This means that I hate Jews, and think they're all liars.
3. If somebody tries to tell me that every Muslim person in NYC knew about 9/11 before 9/11, I rather sardonically reply that every Jewish person knows the Holocaust didn't happen. This isn't because I love sarcasm, it's because I hate Jews.
4. I have repeatedly chosen to go to schools with large Jewish populations. This is because I hate Jews. Or something.
5. I dislike my cousin Francis because she is Jewish, not because she's annoying. This means that I hate all Jews everywhere, even the tiny little babies.
6. I think the whole situation in Israel is more complicated than Israel GOOD! Arab BAD! This is because I hate Jews.
7. I think that certain Jewish people (Dr. Laura, anyone?) and certain mainstream Christians are just as capable of being hateful as certain Muslims. Yes, this is because I hate Jews.
8. When I selectively read the Koran, I'm looking for those verses that don't tell me to kill non-believers. When I selectively read Torah/the Bible, I'm looking for those verses that do tell me to kill non-believers. This is because I hate Jews.
In summation: I hate people. Lots of people. People I haven't even met. People I'm friends with! I hate you all, and want you dead. Yupyup!
1. I recognize that more Palestinians have died during the conflict over there than Israelis. This means that I support them, and hate Jews.
2. I recognize that more than 6,000,000 people died in the Holocaust. This means that I hate Jews, and think they're all liars.
3. If somebody tries to tell me that every Muslim person in NYC knew about 9/11 before 9/11, I rather sardonically reply that every Jewish person knows the Holocaust didn't happen. This isn't because I love sarcasm, it's because I hate Jews.
4. I have repeatedly chosen to go to schools with large Jewish populations. This is because I hate Jews. Or something.
5. I dislike my cousin Francis because she is Jewish, not because she's annoying. This means that I hate all Jews everywhere, even the tiny little babies.
6. I think the whole situation in Israel is more complicated than Israel GOOD! Arab BAD! This is because I hate Jews.
7. I think that certain Jewish people (Dr. Laura, anyone?) and certain mainstream Christians are just as capable of being hateful as certain Muslims. Yes, this is because I hate Jews.
8. When I selectively read the Koran, I'm looking for those verses that don't tell me to kill non-believers. When I selectively read Torah/the Bible, I'm looking for those verses that do tell me to kill non-believers. This is because I hate Jews.
In summation: I hate people. Lots of people. People I haven't even met. People I'm friends with! I hate you all, and want you dead. Yupyup!
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Date: 2005-07-08 12:01 pm (UTC)