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Well, that's all left. I'm sure she'll adapt. And I really don't have anything against righties, so long as they keep it to themselves and don't flaunt their dextrous ways in front of all good, upleft lefties. I know some people think that handedness is everything, but, really, it's not *that* big a deal, is it? Just so long as she eventually learns to wlepht with her left hand like everybody else, or to fake it. I mean, fitting in, that's what counts, isn't it?

Honestly, I don't know how this happened. Better not let the righties know, though - some of the people on the dextrous agenda are pretty, well, evil. They just want to destroy all that is good and healthy about this world of ours! I cannot let my poor niece fall into their hands.

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Date: 2006-03-14 02:22 am (UTC)
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I was told that two left-handed parents have a 10% chance of producing a right-handed child. I'm left-handed. My husband is left-handed. Both our daughters are right-handed.

They've grown up in a world where most of the cool tools that their mom owns (sewing shears, can openers) make them feel cack-handed. I have to remember to buy them a few right-handed tools, but it feels down right annoying!

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