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Well, that's all left. I'm sure she'll adapt. And I really don't have anything against righties, so long as they keep it to themselves and don't flaunt their dextrous ways in front of all good, upleft lefties. I know some people think that handedness is everything, but, really, it's not *that* big a deal, is it? Just so long as she eventually learns to wlepht with her left hand like everybody else, or to fake it. I mean, fitting in, that's what counts, isn't it?

Honestly, I don't know how this happened. Better not let the righties know, though - some of the people on the dextrous agenda are pretty, well, evil. They just want to destroy all that is good and healthy about this world of ours! I cannot let my poor niece fall into their hands.

Today's episode of "guess the hidden message" is brought to you by the mirror universe. Thanks for playing, have a nice day.

Date: 2006-03-14 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mortaine.livejournal.com
It's the paw he's most likely to scratch me with. It's the paw he uses to bat toys around. It's the paw I'm most likely to find embedded (by the claws) in my leg. It's the paw he uses to wash his face.

I suspect it's also the paw he covers his poop with, but I try not to observe that process, as he can lay down some pretty big stinkers!

Date: 2006-03-14 02:36 am (UTC)

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